Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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the game

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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