- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What's circular and round A circle

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

7+5=12

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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