- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nice.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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