Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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