- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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