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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

VAGINA.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's white and gluey Glue

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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