- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Jimmy Saville

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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