- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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