- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

God wrote this joke.................................

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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