A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Knock Know! Come in!

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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