whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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your mom

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Do you love me? No.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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a seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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