Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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everyone dislike this

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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