What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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ur mum

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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