PEANIS!

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Daym im romantic

Guess What??? Ur Murr

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock! Come in..

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

Students, please find the surface integral.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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