why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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