What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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im not food

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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<=3 penis

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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