- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Asians.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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