- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What comes after 23? 24.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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