- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Harry.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

I just drank a cola.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

roses are red violets are blue

Homonyms should be band.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

I work at jcpenny

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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