A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

A Jew walks into Macy's

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.