I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

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