whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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