What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's circular and round A circle

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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