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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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