Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What's the deal with brown?

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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