why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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bacon

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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