Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Has u seen my grammar?

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Santa isn't real

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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