- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

You're tall.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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