who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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