- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

jibby jobby

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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