You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Cool Brian

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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Anti Joke

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