- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

why was the boy sad? because.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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