SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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