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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i lost the game

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

hi bye

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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