what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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hey John will you make some copies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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pudding

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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The EPA.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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