- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

what's funnier than hell? heaven

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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