- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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