why did the man die? he was shot

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

#Hanging Degus

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