- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Womens Rights

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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