Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

I have suicidal thoughts

kill yourself

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the dog eat poop?

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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