a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Women Sports.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Help I'm being raped!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

all jokes aside...

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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