A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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world peace

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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