- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Tucker Rivera

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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