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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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