roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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