- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Amazing

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Apple juice.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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