Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Anti Joke

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