- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

This one time at band camp music was played.

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