What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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What's the deal with brown?

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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