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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

I can count to potato.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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