Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Has u seen my grammar?

Lil Wayne's rapping career

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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