Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

destiny

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Anti Joke

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