What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Boner

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Jewwy Jewstein

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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