- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

You're tall.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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