- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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