Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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jibby jobby

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kesha is a virgin.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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